I’m going to tell you something Santa probably won’t confess:
even he can’t fix the stupid running loose in Washington.
Spoiler: it’s not fruitcake
Folks,
_I’m going to tell you something Santa probably won’t confess:
even he can’t fix the stupid running loose in Washington._
But I did write a book about it.
And since it’s Christmas and folks like you keep backing me when the
swamp critters come nipping at my heels, I’M GIVING AWAY THREE
SIGNED COPIES OF MY BOOK, _HOW TO TEST NEGATIVE FOR STUPID: AND WHY
WASHINGTON NEVER WILL!_
[John Kennedy] [1]
Think of it as swamp repellent in stocking-stuffer size.
_No tinsel. No mistletoe. Just straight talk wrapped in a red bow._
ENTER FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A SIGNED COPY [2]
If you win, I’ll sign it myself and even leave a little holiday
message.
THROW YOUR NAME IN THE HAT BEFORE MIDNIGHT. AND IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE
YOU GRIN, WELL, I’LL VOLUNTEER TO EAT AN ENTIRE FRUITCAKE. [2]
Merry Christmas,
_John Kennedy_
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Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington,
D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore
common sense!
CHIP IN $35 TODAY TO ENSURE THAT WE GIVE OUR FUTURE GENERATIONS A
FIGHTING CHANCE. [3]_
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