Folks,

I’m going to tell you something Santa probably won’t confess: even he can’t fix the stupid running loose in Washington.

But I did write a book about it.

And since it’s Christmas and folks like you keep backing me when the swamp critters come nipping at my heels, I’m giving away THREE SIGNED copies of my book, How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will!

Think of it as swamp repellent in stocking-stuffer size.

No tinsel. No mistletoe. Just straight talk wrapped in a red bow.

If you win, I’ll sign it myself and even leave a little holiday message.

Throw your name in the hat before MIDNIGHT. And if that doesn’t make you grin, well, I’ll volunteer to eat an entire fruitcake.

Merry Christmas,
John Kennedy