Friend,

We can’t be the only ones who’ve noticed the lack of orange around the White House lately, right?

Seriously, where the hell is Donald Trump? 

Is he self conscious about his huge ankles and bruised hands?

Did they open a McDonald’s in the basement of the White House?

Did he finally get to second base with Laura Loomer?

Is he still throwing black garbage bags (filled with God knows what) out of the second floor window? 

And more importantly, who’s running the country?

Is it JD? Eh, probably not. 

We suppose it could be Little Marco or the dog murderer, but they seem to have a lot on their plate these days. And then Weird Stephen is too… weird. Even for Trump.

It really could be anybody from Trump’s circus. That’s why we’re asking you. 

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