Friend,
We can’t be the only ones who’ve
noticed the lack of orange around the White House lately,
right?
Seriously, where the hell is Donald
Trump?
Is he self conscious about his huge
ankles and bruised hands?
Did they open a McDonald’s in the
basement of the White House?
Did he finally get to second base
with Laura Loomer?
Is he still throwing black garbage
bags (filled with God knows what) out of the second floor
window?
And more importantly, who’s running the
country?
Is it JD? Eh, probably
not.
We suppose it could be Little Marco
or the dog murderer, but they seem to have a lot on their plate these
days. And then Weird Stephen is too… weird. Even for Trump.
It really could be anybody from
Trump’s circus. That’s why we’re asking
you.
Take
the survey to tell us where Trump’s hiding and who’s filling in for
him >>
-The Lincoln Project
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