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JOHN,
If you follow me over on X <[link removed]>, you’ve probably seen
my #1 fan—the guy who thinks it’s real cute to bombard me with dumb questions
every time I leave the Capitol.
To be fair, he’s a tracker. That means his job is to waste time hollering at
me with his camera rolling. This is a routine thing in politics, and it’s
annoying as all get out.
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Anyway, I was sitting in my office, munching on some saltines and peanut
butter, when it hit me—maybe the guy’s justhangry (that’s what the kids call it
these days). I mean, he’s probably holed up in his mom’s basement, glued to a
Game Boy when he’s not busy stalking me.
>>> We should show him some Team Burchett hospitality with a little gift.
Let’s get him a big supply of Hot Pockets to help his mama save a bit on
groceries. Can you chip in?
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4-PACK HAM & CHEDDAR
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8-PACK PEPPERONI
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12-PACK MEATBALLS & MOZZARELLA
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I’m guessing he’s a Meatballs & Mozzarella kind of guy, but just to be safe, I
told my campaign manager to grab a variety pack.
FEED THE TRACKER
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Maybe if we get this guy a snack, he’ll finally go away—only time will tell.
You can expect an update on this one.
Sincerely,
Tim Burchett
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