JOHN,

If you follow me over on X, you’ve probably seen my #1 fan—the guy who thinks it’s real cute to bombard me with dumb questions every time I leave the Capitol.

To be fair, he’s a tracker. That means his job is to waste time hollering at me with his camera rolling. This is a routine thing in politics, and it’s annoying as all get out.

Anyway, I was sitting in my office, munching on some saltines and peanut butter, when it hit me—maybe the guy’s just hangry (that’s what the kids call it these days). I mean, he’s probably holed up in his mom’s basement, glued to a Game Boy when he’s not busy stalking me.

>>> We should show him some Team Burchett hospitality with a little gift. Let’s get him a big supply of Hot Pockets to help his mama save a bit on groceries. Can you chip in?

I’m guessing he’s a Meatballs & Mozzarella kind of guy, but just to be safe, I told my campaign manager to grab a variety pack.

Maybe if we get this guy a snack, he’ll finally go away—only time will tell. You can expect an update on this one. 

Sincerely,

Tim Burchett

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