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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 30, 2021 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: Vance's with wolves

What A Day: Vance's with wolves The future is pear-shaped.  Thursday, April 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani's extremely Upper East Side neighbor, reporting live …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 29, 2021 at 12:20 AM

What A Day: Four Seizings Total Landscaping

What A Day: Four Seizings Total Landscaping 100 flex. Wednesday, April 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joni Ernst, inadvertently pitching a hit reality show …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 28, 2021 at 12:51 AM

What A Day: Cooking the Facebooks

What A Day: Cooking the Facebooks The all-American freedom of a 14-hour drive.  Tuesday, April 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The former guy, weighing in on urgent national business t…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 27, 2021 at 12:42 AM

What A Day: No Census of decency

What A Day: No Census of decency Spare a thought for the Fox News chyron writers. Monday, April 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chuck Schumer, with a meaty dunk on Larry Kudlow …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 24, 2021 at 12:30 AM

What A Day: Back in the jab-it

What A Day: Back in the jab-it Brown tap water means...boy? Friday, April 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A middle aged man upset that Disney World is less racist now …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 23, 2021 at 12:28 AM

What A Day: Brazilian lax

What A Day: Brazilian lax Captain of the USS Filibuster. Thursday, April 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ben Shapiro, buying one piece of wood at Home Depot to own the libs …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 22, 2021 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Blunt, ready to roll

What A Day: Blunt, ready to roll And only one day late. Wednesday, April 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -John Kennedy, after asking Stacey Abrams to name some bad provisions in Georgia…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 21, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: On account of three

What A Day: On account of three Get a bucket and a mop, Kevin. Tuesday, April 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chuck Schumer, cool R.A. The jur…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 20, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: Muddying the Waters

What A Day: Muddying the Waters One giant leap for helicopterkind. Monday, April 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell, getting prank-called on live TV …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 17, 2021 at 12:49 AM

What A Day: On the right backtrack

What A Day: On the right backtrack How the mighty have Falwellen. Friday, April 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Louie Gohmert, doing his darndest to defend Matt Gaetz …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 16, 2021 at 12:58 AM

What A Day: A real vax-22

What A Day: A real vax-22 Buttery, delicious, and poised to strike.  Thursday, April 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Maxine Waters, fulfilling a nation's fantasy of shutting up Jim Jord…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 15, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: Madoff off Broadway

What A Day: Madoff off Broadway A boat that was born to be stuck. Wednesday, April 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A GOP lawmaker, when asked a question about Matt Gaetz …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 14, 2021 at 12:29 AM

What A Day: Johnny on the stop

What A Day: Johnny on the stop And yet The Masked Singer sings on.  Tuesday, April 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell, on his no-holds-barred free speech platform…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 13, 2021 at 12:45 AM

What A Day: The plot Nikkens

What A Day: The plot Nikkens Even a broken clock, etc.  Monday, April 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Cornyn (quoting Politico), thirsting for deranged presidential tweets …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 10, 2021 at 12:30 AM

What A Day: Deflate of the union

What A Day: Deflate of the union Attempted murder, the seed of collaboration. Friday, April 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -GOP Kansas Senate Majority Leader Gene Suellentrop, drunkenly …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 9, 2021 at 12:40 AM

What A Day: One small step for ban

What A Day: One small step for ban Manchin's in his flop-ed era. Thursday, April 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marsha Blackburn, accidentally doing pure p.r. for the American Jobs Plan…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 8, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: A hard strain's a-gonna fall

What A Day: A hard strain's a-gonna fall Fat electrons will have their day. Wednesday, April 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -NRA chief Wayne LaPierre on his convenient Gun Violence Escap…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 7, 2021 at 12:24 AM

What A Day: Home run derpy

What A Day: Home run derpy Oh no, baseball without Stephen Miller. Tuesday, April 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Greg Gutfeld, Fox News comedy powerhouse …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 6, 2021 at 12:44 AM

What A Day: Parl of wisdom

What A Day: Parl of wisdom If it's not in a Richard Scarry book, is it infrastructure? Monday, April 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -8kun administrator Ron Watkins, upon accidentally out…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 3, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: Gaetz crasher

What A Day: Gaetz crasher TGIF, off to the local closed municipal offices. Friday, April 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Boehner feelin' loose during his audiobook recording session…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 2, 2021 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Green bill of health

What A Day: Green bill of health Still time to add a tiny windows clause. Thursday, April 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Newsmax Anchor Greg Kelly, on his normal marijuana experience …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
April 1, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: Quiet Coke

What A Day: Quiet Coke Relax, Major's dad is wearing a wire. Wednesday, March 31, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Matt Gaetz implicating Tucker Carlson as a witness in a sex-trafficking pro…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 31, 2021 at 12:43 AM

What A Day: PizzaGaetz

What A Day: PizzaGaetz What's the opposite of a chef's kiss? Tuesday, March 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Capitol rioter's t-shirt at the time of his arrest …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 30, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: Rochelle, shocked

What A Day: Rochelle, shocked The disgraced former tacky Victorian ghost. Monday, March 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham, on how he thinks the aftermath of a natural disas…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 28, 2021 at 12:00 PM

Don’t tell Sarah I sent this

Don’t tell Sarah I sent this So this isn’t Sarah. It’s actually Jason. (Hi, I’m Jason Concepcion.) Sarah doesn’t let people take over this email often, but she made this exception for me so I could tel…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 27, 2021 at 12:24 AM

What A Day: Boot Kemp

What A Day: Boot Kemp Mitch is gonna freak when he finds out. Friday, March 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -OAN, accusing the big stuck boat of two deliberate dick moves …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 26, 2021 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: Hindsight's 60+60

What A Day: Hindsight's 60+60 Check out Jokes Biden over here. Thursday, March 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Biden, making one quick malarkey exception …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 25, 2021 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: More like Suez Can't-al

What A Day: More like Suez Can't-al One Direction’s silence is deafening. Wednesday, March 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jen Psaki, on how Joe Biden is prepping for his big press conf…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 24, 2021 at 12:29 AM

What A Day: Checks, please

What A Day: Checks, please Let's hear it for elections that eventually end. Tuesday, March 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sidney Powell's legal defense of her election-fraud claim...pe…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 23, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: Fifty-first waits

What A Day: Fifty-first waits The Bills-board Top 40 Monday, March 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Jody Hice (R-GA), spouting enough garbage to negate his own point …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 20, 2021 at 12:34 AM

What A Day: Schooler heads prevail

What A Day: Schooler heads prevail Today in Predictive Text Headlines Friday, March 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sean Hannity, a vaping deer in headlights …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 19, 2021 at 12:33 AM

What A Day: Export in a storm

What A Day: Export in a storm All-you-can-eat vaccines for life! Thursday, March 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham threatening filibuster reformers with a good time …
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 18, 2021 at 12:42 AM

What A Day: The Latest on Georgia

What A Day: The Latest on Georgia Buckle up for the opposite of a surprise. Wednesday, March 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A doctor who denies vaccinating Eric Trump …
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March 17, 2021 at 12:22 AM

What A Day: Helter shelter

What A Day: Helter shelter The disgraced dean of Sandwich University. Tuesday, March 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Capitol insurrectionist nailing customer service at Sandwich Unive…
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  Sarah (Crooked) · [email protected]
March 16, 2021 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Durbin, legend

What A Day: Durbin, legend Help is here, and so is Doug. Monday, March 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jared Kushner, Arab-Israeli Conflict Understander …
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
January 22, 2021 at 1:18 AM

The next chapter

The next chapter Four years ago, many of us woke up the day after Donald Trump was inaugurated ready to do something. We were sad, angry, and terrified about what a Trump presidency would mean for America. So we marched. And because we showed up…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
January 14, 2021 at 10:42 PM

Join us for a Day of Service on Monday

Join us for a Day of Service on Monday Next week is going to be a time to celebrate: Donald Trump will no longer be president. We’ll be starting a new chapter as Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sworn in. That warrants putting some champagne in th…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
January 12, 2021 at 10:14 PM

Something to celebrate

Something to celebrate Last Friday, David Perdue conceded to Jon Ossoff, officially ending the Georgia Senate run-offs after Kelly Loeffler conceded to Rev. Raphael Warnock as well. (Concessions: Briefly out of style but now back on trend!) Watc…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
December 18, 2020 at 2:17 PM

Your VSA Wrapped 2020

Your VSA Wrapped 2020 What a year. From waiting for a result in the chaotic Iowa caucus in February to waiting for the networks to (finally) call the presidential election in November, we’ve done our share of wondering “what’s going to happen?” …
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
November 12, 2020 at 8:45 PM

49-48

49-48 Hi there, Hope you had a nice weekend of dancing in the streets, spraying champagne bottles, honking your car horn, or just taking a well-deserved break from cable news. After the year we’ve had (or, who are we kidding, fou…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
November 7, 2020 at 5:41 PM

“Everything mattered”

“Everything mattered” Four years ago, most of us woke up the day after the election in a state of shock. We were sad, angry, and terrified about what a Trump presidency would mean for America. It turns out we weren’t wrong to worr…
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  Jon, Jon, Tommy · [email protected]
November 5, 2020 at 12:18 AM

A quick update on where the election stands

A quick update on where the election stands This is a big f’ing deal Hey! Step away from the New York Times needles, unclench your jaw, and take a deep breath—because things are looking really good for Joe Biden. We are on track…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
November 3, 2020 at 11:32 AM

Here’s how to help voters on Election Day

Here’s how to help voters on Election Day This doesn’t have to be the longest day of all time It’s here. Finally. ELECTION DAY. Whether this is your first Election Day as a voter or your hundredth (we're a little too busy jugglin…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
October 31, 2020 at 2:06 PM

Spending Halloween at home...

Spending Halloween at home... Let’s make it the last time. We here on Team VSA are usually big fans of the spooky season. We love candy and pumpkins and, of course, swarms of trick-or-treaters outfitted in adorable costumes. So we…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
October 28, 2020 at 9:34 PM

Calling all Spanish speakers

Calling all Spanish speakers Este es tu momento. This is it. We’ve done so much work to get to this point, and now — it’s all about turnout. The ground game is what will take us over the finish line. Make no mistake, Republicans h…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
October 25, 2020 at 10:03 PM

Needed: A few good lawyers

Needed: A few good lawyers You can probably handle this truth. We live in a world that has voters, and those voters need to be guarded by people with law degrees. Are you a person with a law degree? If not, chances are you know so…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
October 23, 2020 at 9:46 PM

Your weekend plans

Your weekend plans These final days are so important, we can’t sit them out.  We did it. 485 days after the first presidential primary debate of the cycle, back in the simpler time that was 2019, we’ve made it here. Election Day …
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
October 19, 2020 at 9:56 PM

Vote (early), Save America

Vote (early), Save America Across the country, there are a lot of options for how you can vote: By mail, in person, early, on Election Day. Whatever your options are, Make a Plan to figure out where, when, and how you…
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
October 12, 2020 at 1:18 PM

Here’s what’s on your ballot!

Here’s what’s on your ballot! Besides those two guys  Election Day is 22 days away and it’s about time to cast your ballot (if you haven’t already.) So we’re here to help you with our long-awaited, new-and-improved …
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  Vote Save America · [email protected]
October 3, 2020 at 2:04 PM

It's October 3rd

It's October 3rd Hey! We're officially ONE MONTH OUT from November 3—that's only FOUR FULL WEEKENDS left after this one, so we don't have time to waste and we'll keep this quick. The deadlines to register to vote in…
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