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May 14, 2021 at 12:36 AM

What A Day: Vax-on, Mask-off

What A Day: Vax-on, Mask-off The CDC says start licking. Thursday, May 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Bill de Blasio, enjoying an incentivizing morning hamburger …

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May 13, 2021 at 12:47 AM

What A Day: Yanking their Cheney

What A Day: Yanking their Cheney Nightmare Fish for Governor '21 Wednesday, May 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Adam Kinziger, murdering Matt Gaetz with his own dunk …

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May 12, 2021 at 12:29 AM

What A Day: A total 'yahu

What A Day: A total 'yahu Cancel culture, horse ointment, who can say. Tuesday, May 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The Houston Police Department, casually tracking down a big loose ti…

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May 11, 2021 at 12:10 AM

What A Day: Cancel vultures

What A Day: Cancel vultures Oh, good, another uptick in fission at Chernobyl! Monday, May 10, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA  -Marco Rubio, crushing the dignity game after Trump blogged abo…

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May 7, 2021 at 12:02 AM

What A Day: High-Breyer act

What A Day: High-Breyer act Look, Canada already bought jean jackets. Thursday, May 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Caitlyn Jenner, connecting to the common voters with a tale of privat…

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May 6, 2021 at 12:54 AM

What A Day: Suspending, pending ending

What A Day: Suspending, pending ending These normals are not normal. Wednesday, May 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A very real female CIA analyst, who absolutely said this to Mike Pomp…

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May 5, 2021 at 12:43 AM

What A Day: The long, shot summer

What A Day: The long, shot summer Better hope NYC kids haven't seen Newsies.  Tuesday, May 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani, who was, until last week, America's Most Credib…

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May 4, 2021 at 1:32 AM

What A Day: Rom before the storm

What A Day: Rom before the storm It's not your fault, Clippy. Monday, May 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Michael Flynn, moments before forgetting the words to the Pledge of Allegiance …

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May 1, 2021 at 12:46 AM

What A Day: Shouldn't show Stones

What A Day: Shouldn't show Stones Happy birthday to trains. Friday, April 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joe Biden on the birthday of his good friend, trains …

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April 30, 2021 at 12:19 AM

What A Day: Vance's with wolves

What A Day: Vance's with wolves The future is pear-shaped.  Thursday, April 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Rudy Giuliani's extremely Upper East Side neighbor, reporting live …

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April 29, 2021 at 12:20 AM

What A Day: Four Seizings Total Landscaping

What A Day: Four Seizings Total Landscaping 100 flex. Wednesday, April 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Joni Ernst, inadvertently pitching a hit reality show …

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April 28, 2021 at 12:51 AM

What A Day: Cooking the Facebooks

What A Day: Cooking the Facebooks The all-American freedom of a 14-hour drive.  Tuesday, April 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -The former guy, weighing in on urgent national business t…

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April 27, 2021 at 12:42 AM

What A Day: No Census of decency

What A Day: No Census of decency Spare a thought for the Fox News chyron writers. Monday, April 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chuck Schumer, with a meaty dunk on Larry Kudlow …

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April 24, 2021 at 12:30 AM

What A Day: Back in the jab-it

What A Day: Back in the jab-it Brown tap water means...boy? Friday, April 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -A middle aged man upset that Disney World is less racist now …

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April 23, 2021 at 12:28 AM

What A Day: Brazilian lax

What A Day: Brazilian lax Captain of the USS Filibuster. Thursday, April 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Ben Shapiro, buying one piece of wood at Home Depot to own the libs …

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April 22, 2021 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Blunt, ready to roll

What A Day: Blunt, ready to roll And only one day late. Wednesday, April 21, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -John Kennedy, after asking Stacey Abrams to name some bad provisions in Georgia…

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April 21, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: On account of three

What A Day: On account of three Get a bucket and a mop, Kevin. Tuesday, April 20, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Chuck Schumer, cool R.A. The jur…

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April 20, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: Muddying the Waters

What A Day: Muddying the Waters One giant leap for helicopterkind. Monday, April 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell, getting prank-called on live TV …

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April 17, 2021 at 12:49 AM

What A Day: On the right backtrack

What A Day: On the right backtrack How the mighty have Falwellen. Friday, April 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA  -Louie Gohmert, doing his darndest to defend Matt Gaetz …

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April 16, 2021 at 12:58 AM

What A Day: A real vax-22

What A Day: A real vax-22 Buttery, delicious, and poised to strike.  Thursday, April 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Maxine Waters, fulfilling a nation's fantasy of shutting up Jim Jord…

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April 15, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: Madoff off Broadway

What A Day: Madoff off Broadway A boat that was born to be stuck. Wednesday, April 14, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A GOP lawmaker, when asked a question about Matt Gaetz …

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April 14, 2021 at 12:29 AM

What A Day: Johnny on the stop

What A Day: Johnny on the stop And yet The Masked Singer sings on.  Tuesday, April 13, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell, on his no-holds-barred free speech platform…

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April 13, 2021 at 12:45 AM

What A Day: The plot Nikkens

What A Day: The plot Nikkens Even a broken clock, etc.  Monday, April 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Cornyn (quoting Politico), thirsting for deranged presidential tweets …

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April 10, 2021 at 12:30 AM

What A Day: Deflate of the union

What A Day: Deflate of the union Attempted murder, the seed of collaboration. Friday, April 9, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -GOP Kansas Senate Majority Leader Gene Suellentrop, drunkenly …

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April 9, 2021 at 12:40 AM

What A Day: One small step for ban

What A Day: One small step for ban Manchin's in his flop-ed era. Thursday, April 8, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Marsha Blackburn, accidentally doing pure p.r. for the American Jobs Plan…

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April 8, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: A hard strain's a-gonna fall

What A Day: A hard strain's a-gonna fall Fat electrons will have their day. Wednesday, April 7, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -NRA chief Wayne LaPierre on his convenient Gun Violence Escap…

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April 7, 2021 at 12:24 AM

What A Day: Home run derpy

What A Day: Home run derpy Oh no, baseball without Stephen Miller. Tuesday, April 6, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Greg Gutfeld, Fox News comedy powerhouse …

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April 6, 2021 at 12:44 AM

What A Day: Parl of wisdom

What A Day: Parl of wisdom If it's not in a Richard Scarry book, is it infrastructure? Monday, April 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -8kun administrator Ron Watkins, upon accidentally out…

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April 3, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: Gaetz crasher

What A Day: Gaetz crasher TGIF, off to the local closed municipal offices. Friday, April 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -John Boehner feelin' loose during his audiobook recording session…

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April 2, 2021 at 1:01 AM

What A Day: Green bill of health

What A Day: Green bill of health Still time to add a tiny windows clause. Thursday, April 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Newsmax Anchor Greg Kelly, on his normal marijuana experience …

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April 1, 2021 at 12:39 AM

What A Day: Quiet Coke

What A Day: Quiet Coke Relax, Major's dad is wearing a wire. Wednesday, March 31, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Matt Gaetz implicating Tucker Carlson as a witness in a sex-trafficking pro…

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March 31, 2021 at 12:43 AM

What A Day: PizzaGaetz

What A Day: PizzaGaetz What's the opposite of a chef's kiss? Tuesday, March 30, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Capitol rioter's t-shirt at the time of his arrest …

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March 30, 2021 at 12:25 AM

What A Day: Rochelle, shocked

What A Day: Rochelle, shocked The disgraced former tacky Victorian ghost. Monday, March 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham, on how he thinks the aftermath of a natural disas…

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March 28, 2021 at 12:00 PM

Don’t tell Sarah I sent this

Don’t tell Sarah I sent this So this isn’t Sarah. It’s actually Jason. (Hi, I’m Jason Concepcion.) Sarah doesn’t let people take over this email often, but she made this exception for me so I could tel…

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March 27, 2021 at 12:24 AM

What A Day: Boot Kemp

What A Day: Boot Kemp Mitch is gonna freak when he finds out. Friday, March 26, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -OAN, accusing the big stuck boat of two deliberate dick moves …

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March 26, 2021 at 1:03 AM

What A Day: Hindsight's 60+60

What A Day: Hindsight's 60+60 Check out Jokes Biden over here. Thursday, March 25, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Biden, making one quick malarkey exception …

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March 25, 2021 at 12:12 AM

What A Day: More like Suez Can't-al

What A Day: More like Suez Can't-al One Direction’s silence is deafening. Wednesday, March 24, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jen Psaki, on how Joe Biden is prepping for his big press conf…

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March 24, 2021 at 12:29 AM

What A Day: Checks, please

What A Day: Checks, please Let's hear it for elections that eventually end. Tuesday, March 23, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sidney Powell's legal defense of her election-fraud claim...pe…

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March 23, 2021 at 12:35 AM

What A Day: Fifty-first waits

What A Day: Fifty-first waits The Bills-board Top 40 Monday, March 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Jody Hice (R-GA), spouting enough garbage to negate his own point …

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March 20, 2021 at 12:34 AM

What A Day: Schooler heads prevail

What A Day: Schooler heads prevail Today in Predictive Text Headlines Friday, March 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Sean Hannity, a vaping deer in headlights …

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March 19, 2021 at 12:33 AM

What A Day: Export in a storm

What A Day: Export in a storm All-you-can-eat vaccines for life! Thursday, March 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Lindsey Graham threatening filibuster reformers with a good time …

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March 18, 2021 at 12:42 AM

What A Day: The Latest on Georgia

What A Day: The Latest on Georgia Buckle up for the opposite of a surprise. Wednesday, March 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A doctor who denies vaccinating Eric Trump …

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March 17, 2021 at 12:22 AM

What A Day: Helter shelter

What A Day: Helter shelter The disgraced dean of Sandwich University. Tuesday, March 16, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -A Capitol insurrectionist nailing customer service at Sandwich Unive…

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March 16, 2021 at 12:27 AM

What A Day: Durbin, legend

What A Day: Durbin, legend Help is here, and so is Doug. Monday, March 15, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Jared Kushner, Arab-Israeli Conflict Understander …

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January 22, 2021 at 1:18 AM

The next chapter

The next chapter Four years ago, many of us woke up the day after Donald Trump was inaugurated ready to do something. We were sad, angry, and terrified about what a Trump presidency would mean for America. So we marched. And because we showed up…

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January 14, 2021 at 10:42 PM

Join us for a Day of Service on Monday

Join us for a Day of Service on Monday Next week is going to be a time to celebrate: Donald Trump will no longer be president. We’ll be starting a new chapter as Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are sworn in. That warrants putting some champagne in th…

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January 12, 2021 at 10:14 PM

Something to celebrate

Something to celebrate Last Friday, David Perdue conceded to Jon Ossoff, officially ending the Georgia Senate run-offs after Kelly Loeffler conceded to Rev. Raphael Warnock as well. (Concessions: Briefly out of style but now back on trend!) Watc…

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December 18, 2020 at 2:17 PM

Your VSA Wrapped 2020

Your VSA Wrapped 2020 What a year. From waiting for a result in the chaotic Iowa caucus in February to waiting for the networks to (finally) call the presidential election in November, we’ve done our share of wondering “what’s going to happen?” …

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November 12, 2020 at 8:45 PM

49-48

49-48 Hi there, Hope you had a nice weekend of dancing in the streets, spraying champagne bottles, honking your car horn, or just taking a well-deserved break from cable news. After the year we’ve had (or, who are we kidding, fou…

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November 7, 2020 at 5:41 PM

“Everything mattered”

“Everything mattered” Four years ago, most of us woke up the day after the election in a state of shock. We were sad, angry, and terrified about what a Trump presidency would mean for America. It turns out we weren’t wrong to worr…

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