[According to a source close to Trump, the former President was
shaken by the one-star reviews.]
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WHITE NATIONALISTS GIVE MAR-A-LAGO RESTAURANT DISAPPOINTING ONE-STAR
REVIEWS ON TRIPADVISOR  
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Andy Borowitz
November 29, 2022
The New Yorker
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_ According to a source close to Trump, the former President was
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"Florida - Palm Beach: Mar-A-Lago", by wallyg (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0)

 

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report
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setback for Donald J. Trump, the restaurant at his Florida club,
Mar-a-Lago, has received an avalanche of scathing Tripadvisor reviews
from white nationalists.

Although the publicity surrounding Trump’s recent dinner with Kanye
West and Nick Fuentes seemed likely to boost the club’s popularity
with anti-Semitic foodies, the one-star reviews from neo-Nazis suggest
otherwise.

One Tripadvisor reviewer, using the handle JosephGoebbels2024, echoed
the opinions of other white-nationalist commenters when he complained
that the Mar-a-Lago restaurant had “slow service,” “drab
décor,” and “too many ethnic dishes.”

According to a source close to Trump, the former President was shaken
by the one-star reviews. “He kind of assumed that, no matter what,
the white supremacists would be with him,” the source said. “He
had no idea they were such picky eaters.”

_Andy Borowitz
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since 1998. He writes The Borowitz Report
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