From Scary Mommy <[email protected]>
Subject Just Because You're Bored With Sex Doesn't Mean You Can't Masturbate
Date November 29, 2022 10:16 PM
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Nov 29, 2022

 

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Just Because You're Bored With Sex Doesn't Mean You Can't Masturbate
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Our resident sex columnist, Penelope, is back with a new one today. This letter
writer begins: “The other day, my husband discovered a secret I’d been keeping
from him for about a year.” Can you guess the secret? That’s right: “Though I
often feel too tired to even think about having sex with my husband, I somehow
have enough energy to masturbate almost every morning while he’s giving them
breakfast, before I get up and shower.” But he recently caught her, and now the
letter writer is turning to Penelope to help her navigate the aftermath. See
what she says. 

Kelly Faircloth, Executive Editor

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