John, I know I emailed earlier today to ask you one more time to donate before our midnight deadline.
But, screw it, I’m emailing again.
Why? According to my team, we’ve brought in over 462 donations so far. Which means we need just 38 before 11:59 PM to hit our goal!!!
As a former football player, I’m no stranger to Hail Marys, so consider this email a touchdown pass from the 35-yard line with a few seconds on the clock…
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