Friend, 

You probably saw last night’s news, but we’re going to say it again (and again and again) because we all deserve to read this sentence as much as possible: last night FBI agents raided Mar-a-Lago.

The FBI agents were directed by a search warrant, signed by a judge who was convinced there was probable cause that Trump committed a crime (we’re not even going into the toilet-clogging document flush photos here). Here’s the reality: there is not a judge in this country who would not make such an incredible decision unless there was blatant and incriminating grounds to do so. 

And yet, last night, FBI agents stormed Trump’s gilded citadel of sin and seized some potentially earth-shattering documents. Friend, the internet is full of reactions right now, but we want to know what you think about all this breaking news.

Tell us: What do you think they got? (Hilarious answers only). We’ll share the best answers on social media later.

-The Lincoln Project

PS: Bonus question: Apparently Tucker’s terrified that the January 6th Committee has Alex Jones’ phone - what could Fox News’ chief insurrectionist possibly be worried about? Write us your best Tucker-Alex Jones text too.