Friend –
Here’s how this email’s gonna go.
I’m gonna write out some facts. You’re gonna call me crazy. Then we’re
gonna figure out what the hell to do about it. Sound good? OK, here we
go:
This is an actual sequence of
events – all involving one man:
- Help
Rudy Giuliani, who was apparently (and by apparently, we mean “really,
really”) drunk, try to steal 2020, leading to the famous Four Seasons
Total Landscaping press conference
- Spend
Christmas plotting to overthrow the government…you know, as one
does.
- Arrange
and Pay for buses to carry hundreds of Trumpists to attack the
Capitol
- Join
attack on said Capitol, be spotted crossing police
barricades
- Get
subpoenaed for helping instigate Jan. 6th
- … oh,
and find the time to BECOME THE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR GOVERNOR OF
PENNSYLVANIA
This is not terrible MAGA fanfic.
This is Doug Mastriano, and he’s a very close election away from
appointing the person to run PA elections in 2024.
Do you want him in charge of
Pennsylvania’s elections? Do you want him handing the state to
Trump?
We don’t, either.
That’s why we’re going in. Watch
this and then tell me what would happen if the roughly 275,000 swing
Republicans in Pennsylvania who are sick of MAGA but will vote GOP
unless nudged (yes, there are that many) saw this message a couple
times a week till Election Day.

I
know you’re with us and you don’t think we’re crazy. Help us beat the
guy who is.
We can do this. Thanks for keeping
us in the fight.
-Rick
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