Hey John, someone has a birthday on Friday!

That's right! Do-nothing Senator Marco Rubio is turning the big 5-0! It feels like it was just yesterday that he was a young, up-and-coming kid with antiquated values and a thirst for presidential power.

I guess time flies when you're disregarding the needs of your constituents and missing literally hundreds of votes.

Since he's mostly phoning it in already, how about we go halfsies on a gift this year and retire Marco Rubio?

We want to make sure he has a birthday he'll never forget – especially since it's one of his last as a U.S. Senator! Will you make a contribution to Retire Rubio in honor of Marco's birthday?

Retire Him