John,

I don't think I realized how long it had been since I'd had to endure the musings of Donald Trump – and the brief time we spent on Trump's new glorified blog has the Retire Rubio team worried about their retinas.

Do you remember MySpace? When people would post lengthy bulletin surveys that no one opened? It's like that except with less...information.

Did you ever watch The Office? Remember the episode where an employee is worried about what the character, Creed, would say online, so he just opens a word document and types "www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts" at the top? We imagine it went down a lot like that. 

You know who isn't cringing though? Senator Marco Rubio. He was proud to be one of the first blog post subjects:

Yikes. 

Rubio is cozy as ever with the President. Since the ex-President has exiled to Mar-a-Lago, the resort community has become a cesspool for Republican fundraising efforts. He must be stopped. Chip in $10.00 today and let's combat the Mar-a-Lago money and Retire Marco Rubio.

Retire Rubio