Ya know, John, for a guy who spent the last four years kissing up to the former Commander-Im-peach, you’d think he’d be treated with a little more respect by America’s First Con Family.

Well, it looks like Liddle Marco is going to continue having to pick petals as Ivanka puts roots down in the Sunshine State and eyes a possible primary for America’s least-favorite terrorist sympathizer.

Here’s the thing: after the god-awful hell Don the Con put America – and the world – through over the last four years, all the Trump children should be barred from ever holding public office; especially Ivanka, who raked in $82 million of tax-payer dollars just last year and refused to let the Secret Service use her six bathrooms.

But Marco Rubio is still trying to gain sympathy, calling impeachment “stupid,” in the hopes of being accepted by classist like Ivanka. It’s about time Marco stop playing lapdog or face expulsion for supporting an insurrection.

He loves you not, Marco.

Nick Merlino
Retire Rubio