It's Never Too Early To Start Shopping For Dad

The Dad Shop is the ultimate selection of gifts to make dads (and moms!) laugh, make them proud, and make them feel like part of the club. These hand-picked presents are perfect for your favorite parent — even if that's yourself. Welcome to the club.

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Shop The Dad's Best Gifts!

DAD JOKES EXIT HERE MASK - $12.00 Not even a pandemic can stop my cringe-worthy dad puns. Prepare to laugh and roll your eyes, from a safe distance of at least 6 feet away. Buy Now >>	THE DAD LAW - Perfect gift for dad - $22 Finally, the unwritten rules of dadhood have been, well, written. When a kid says they're hungry? You MUST say "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." If you drive into a new town, you MUST comment on the prices of gas. It's not a choice. It's a law — a Dad Law. Buy Now >>


MARRIAGE MEMOS NOTEPAD SET, $20 Leave a professional note for your marital co-worker with this official paperwork. Generic form-letters to cover all the little daily communications between spouses, because what could be more romantic than someone filling in the blanks for you? Buy Now >>	TROPHY HUSBAND MUG - $16 The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady. Buy Now >>

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Still Not Sure What to Get Her? Shop Scary Mommy's NEW Gift Shop!

The Scary Mommy Shop is the gifting destination for modern parents. From must-have helpers to empowering pick-me-ups to holy-sh*t-that's-funny friend gifts, our selection is designed to make moms and dads' lives a little easier, and a whole lot funnier.

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Gifts From Our Friends at Scary Mommy!

Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book - $15.00 A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears. Buy Now >>	Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire candle - $35.00 Official holiday announcement: I'm all out of fcks to give. I've thrown all my holiday stress into the fire and now I'm just basking in the glow of not caring. Buy Now >>*


Badass Mama heart camper mug - $18.00 Think of the toughest, meanest, baddest person you know. Now think of the one person they're afraid of. Yup...it's their mom. We're all badasses. Don't mess with us. Buy Now >>	Not a Karen mask - $12 You don’t need to worry about me asking for the manager or throwing a temper tantrum over a silly little mask. I am about as far from a Karen as you can get, and this mask proves it. I am the anti-Karen. Buy Now >>

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