“47X MATCH”
“Account Terminated” 
“Marking you a DEMOCRAT”

Gosh, I hate those kinds of scammy texts and emails, don’t you, Friend? None of it has any truth to it. 

Too many career politicians say whatever it takes to win their races, whether it’s to get a dollar in the door or win someone’s vote. Then they get to Washington and promise the total opposite to corporate lobbyists and corrupt billionaires.

All of this lying can make it hard to tell fact from fiction!

It’s Juan Ciscomani, and I’m going to give you the God’s honest truth. 

Not everyone can handle the truth. If you can’t keep a secret, you may want to stop reading this message because I’m only trusting the top conservatives like you who open and read these emails.

Here it is… The TRUTH:

Only a small fraction of people take the time to read emails like this from me. 

I'm asking you to hear me out, and if you still don't think our conservative values matter, I just want to thank you for your time.

The reality is that only about 1 in 4 people open these messages, and fewer than 1 in 100 will take the next step and make a donation. As a conservative immigrant, I rely on emails, texts, and phone calls to reach my fundraising goals and keep up with the liberal money machine.

I don't have the luxury of calling on wealthy billionaires to meet my goals. I’m not interested in taking orders from woke CEOs or out-of-touch celebrities, so I am building my campaign around hard-working people like you, Friend!

All I'm asking for is a small contribution – the cost of a cup of coffee, bagel, or donut. While the Democrats rely on big donors who can write million-dollar checks, I'm counting on people like you who can give $12, $19, or $25 to fuel our fight for conservative values.

Now that we dominated in 2024, Democrats are hoping you’ll forget about how important our fight for conservative values is. They’re hoping you stop paying attention. But we can’t afford to lose focus, Friend!

I hope you won't abandon me or our values either. A lot of people will ignore this email, but I need patriots like you to see what's at stake. If you think we need to get this country back on track and restore the American Dream, please donate whatever you can afford today.

Thank you for taking the time to read this email. I hope it's clear why your support is so crucial to our movement. I look forward to seeing your donation come through.

-Juan Ciscomani