MEOW! It's Pepe and Ellie again, John.
We've been watching our Mom work incredibly hard this month. She investigated that Elon Musk human for his AI menace (we don't trust him either — too many rockets disturbing our naps). She held a town hall about utility companies (something about rate hikes, we weren't really paying attention). She protected Arizona's water from bad guys (very important for our water bowl).
And she marched on Martin Luther King Jr. Day to promise she'd protect all Arizonans.
We're quite proud of her, actually.
But here's the thing: Mother's end-of-month deadline is tomorrow night.
Her opponent — that Rodeny Glassman human — is outraising her. He has what the finance team calls "deep pockets" (we assume that's where they keep the fancy treats). Meanwhile, Mother won by only 280 votes last time.
We've been doing our part. We sit on her laptop during important calls (provides warmth and emotional support). We knock things off her desk when she's stressed (helps with perspective). We demand treats at strategic moments (morale building).
But honestly? She needs more than our expert support. She needs yours.
Can you chip in before tomorrow night's deadline to help Mother keep fighting?
We promise to purr extra loud in gratitude. And maybe let her sleep in on Sunday. Maybe.
Purringly yours,
Pepe & Ellie Mayes 🐾
Chief Campaign Morale Officers
P.S. We heard Grace from the finance team say this deadline is "critical." We're not entirely sure what that means, but we know urgency when we see it. Have you SEEN how we act at dinner time?
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