There is an AWFUL epidemic facing America today. Affluent, white, female, urban liberals. Get it? It's an acronym that works on two levels as both a word that helps you remember what the letters stand for AND a word that is an accurate description of who you're talking about. Case in point: being so shrill and unable to calm down that you would yell at a law enforcement officer to, quote, "shoot you," over and over and over again.
