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Subject Obvious predictions for 2026 / Embarrassing things to do while drunk / You're never going to be able to buy a home
Date December 31, 2025 1:01 AM
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Peruvian shamans predict Maduro’s fall, continued global conflicts in 2026 [ [link removed] ]
I feel like they aren’t even trying with those. What are your “Obvious” predictions for 2026?
‘Sorry, I been drunk’: Thief returns stolen mandolins to New Jersey guitar store with apology note [ [link removed] ]
Weirdest thing you’ve ever done while you were drunk? I once woke up next to an unexplained pile of fast food. Definitely not as headline-worthy as stealing mandolins
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