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Men’s Lazy Habit Fueling Millennial ‘Dating Crisis’ Revealed [ [link removed] ]
They aren’t updating their profiles. In fairness, if you haven’t found someone, what is there to update?
A lost generation of news consumers? Survey shows how teenagers dislike the news media [ [link removed] ]
That’s why you need someone like me to go through the news for you
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Also Worth A Look…
‘Rage bait’ named Oxford word of the year 2025 [ [link removed] ] - That tracks
Chernobyl Fungus Shows Promise as Radiation Shield for Mars Missions [ [link removed] ] - Not great, not terrible
Most drivers want alcolocks fitted to drunk drivers’ cars, survey suggests [ [link removed] ] - If we can put a boot on someone’s car when they park in the wrong place, I feel like locking down a car isn’t an unreasonable way to deal with drunk driving, especially repeat offenders
Musk Says Optimus Robots Will Build Themselves in Self-Replicating Factories [ [link removed] ] - I don’t know about that. Seems like a better idea to keep robots depending on us for their existence
TSA announces $45 fee for travelers with no REAL ID [ [link removed] ] - Gird your loins, there are going to be a lot of meltdowns at airports this Christmas
Brazilian teen killed after climbing into lion enclosure at zoo [ [link removed] ] - Harambe was unavailable for comment
Infinite Sadness: Man Arrested For Smashing Pumpkins Worth About $500 [ [link removed] ] - That’s a lot of pumpkins
California man stunned after 500 pound black bear moves into his home’s crawlspace [ [link removed] ] - I’m pretty sure the bear just owns the place now
Is there life on Mars hiding in caves? [ [link removed] ] - If I were a Martian and I knew human beings were looking, I’d certainly be hiding in a cave
Interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS is erupting in ‘ice volcanoes’, new images suggest [ [link removed] ] - So, not aliens
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