11/27/2025
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The Biblical Meaning of Gratitude
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In the Jewish tradition, gratitude is not only a feeling. It is a response to
a sacred question. That question is “Ayeka?” “Where are you?” It is the first
question God poses to humanity in the Garden of Eden, spoken into a moment when
everything has already gone wrong. Adam is hiding. The relationship is […]
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Cheer Up, Libs! Here’s 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year
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Conservatism may be the superior political ideology, but don’t beat yourself
up, liberals. There’s still plenty to be thankful for this year. Here are just
a few examples: Trump will probably die before he’s 100, so he can only be
president for like 20 more years: No one lives forever. Trump got totally owned
by […]
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Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure
They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan
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U.S. — Authorities issued a public service announcement in time for the
holiday season, reminding parents that if they leave their children home alone,
they should ensure that they have access to plenty of paint cans, a blowtorch,
and a cardboard cutout of Michael Jordan. In a pinch, a cardboard cutout of
Shaquille O’Neal would […]
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Keeping Peace at a Holiday Dinner: Some Conversational Gambits to Placate
Your Doomed Woke Kin
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People often look up to me as someone with consummate social skills — a
natural diplomat, whose cosmopolitan breeding, aristocratic manners, and
stolidly Stoic temperament allow me to defuse confrontations over issues where
honest people feel strongly, especially over their foolish and ignorant ideas
on religion and politics. On countless social occasions, from the Gothic […]
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Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With
1-Minute Rebuttal
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MOULTONBOROUGH, NH — To make the most of the Thanksgiving holiday, the
Richardson family reportedly instituted helpful debate rules allowing for
2-minute speeches followed by a 1-minute rebuttal. “We have to have order,
people,” Henry Richardson said. “No shouting over people, or you’re not getting
any desert.” According to sources, pre-planned debate topics for the […]
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