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5 Weird Tidbits for the Day

• A group of lemurs is called a conspiracy – These wide-eyed primates plot in tree-top huddles, leaping through Madagascar's forests like shadowy schemers with fluffy tails.

• The first canned food was for Napoleon’s troops – In 1810, French inventor Nicolas Appert sealed meat in glass jars for the army, kickstarting the shelf-stable revolution with a side of battlefield beef.

• A crocodile can't stick out its tongue – This reptile's tongue is locked to the roof of its mouth by a membrane, turning every yawn into a silent, toothy threat without a flicker of pink.

• Pineapples take two years to grow – These spiky fruits ripen slowly on bromeliad plants, demanding patience from farmers who wait 24 months for that tropical crown of sweetness.

• The shortest street in the world is 6 feet 9 inches long – Ebenezer Place in Scotland's Wick holds the Guinness record, with just one address—a pub—making it a blink-and-you're-there bar crawl.