John,
In case you missed it…
I just announced my brand-new book: How to Test Negative for Stupid: And Why Washington Never Will.
Now, I don't want to brag, but this one is special. It's not a dry policy book. It's a storybook, full of lessons, the blunders, and the plain foolishness I've seen up close in Washington.
And unlike half the reports that come out of D.C., this book wasn't touched by a single lobbyist, Hollywood know-it-all, or pink-haired wokester. Every page came straight from me. No filter. No spin. No nonsense.
Inside, you'll learn why Gulf shrimp beats radioactive shrimp every time, why "idiot control" is a whole lot more useful than gun control, and how to spot a wasteful government program quicker than a possum spots headlights.
But here's where it gets fun…
I'm putting THREE signed copies of this book up for grabs.
That's right. Just three. And once they're gone, they're gone.
Friend, I don't do this often. In fact, I may never do it again. So if you've ever wanted something from me, you can actually hold it in your hands (other than my one-liners on TV), and this is your chance.
It'd make me prouder than a preacher with a full pew if one of these copies landed in your mailbox.
Washington may be crazier than a sack of cats, but at least this book will give you a laugh, and maybe even a little hope that common sense still has a fighting chance.
Thank you and God Bless,
John Kennedy
Folks, not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington, D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore common sense!
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