Friend,

The water in Washington, D.C., is not going to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek. And that's just a fact.

And I've seen them. All four feet and their snout in the trough.

You know, all these Washington elites call us smelly Walmart shoppers. And hey, I love a good Walmart trip – I can get ammo to shoot the bird, a knife to skin it, a skillet to cook it on, and a garbage can to throw the bones away after.

But they think we're not real people. And we need to get real mad.

Folks, our country is dirtier than the bottom of a bayou skiff after a crawfish boil. It starts in Washington, and it won't clean itself.

I'm really hoping you'll help me clean up the swamp with a donation of just $20 before midnight.

Now that President Trump is sending in the National Guard to sweep up the crime and filth in D.C., maybe we have a chance to clean up the rest of the country. But these Looney Leftists are going to do everything they can to stop us.

This will only happen with your support. Will you help us out before midnight?

Thank you,



Senator John Kennedy

Not long ago, common sense was illegal in all of Washington, D.C. Now, it's just illegal between liberals' ears. Help me restore common sense!

Chip in $35 today to ensure that we give our future generations a fighting chance.