President Trump, you suck at being president. You are just so terrible, in so many ways. If all the presidents who sucked from throughout history got together, and formed a club, they would elect you "president of Presidents Who Suck." Please resign today, for the good of America. Focus on retirement, where you can suck at things like golf, fishing, yelling at the kids on your lawn, and other things that won't put the country in peril. President Trump, you suck. Please resign NOW. | 
