Folks,

We've got a wolf problem in Los Angeles. They're not peaceful protesters, they're wolves. They're hurting people; they're destroying property.

So you say, "Well, where's the governor?"

Well, the governor is a sheep. He'll tell ya, "I'm a sheep." He's a sheep in sheep clothing. He thinks cops are the problem, not the criminals.

So then you say, "Well, where's the mayor of Los Angeles? Maybe she can stop the wolves!"

Well, she's a sheep too.

You don't need to be an astrophysicist to figure it out. These people need to pop a zoloft.

More sheep will not stop the wolf problem. So the federal government sent in reinforcements to restore peace. We're stopping the wolf problem.

But now, we've got to think who's going to pay for all this?

And of course, it'll be us – the taxpayers. All because the sheep are unwilling to stop the chaos.

Folks, I'm sick and tired of our money being wasted to fix the Left's mistakes. It's time to do something.

You'd make me sadder than the boy who cried wolf if you close out this email without donating before midnight.

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