Dear Patriot,
Yep. It's really me—Joe Exotic, aka, the Tiger King.
I'm writing you from my cell in the Federal Medical Center in Fort Worth, Texas, where I've spent the last seven years serving a corrupt, 22-year sentence.
Why am I in prison?
Well, you've probably seen the show, but there's so much more to the story. My attorney, John Piece, with the National Constitutional Law Union, has put it all together in a 66-page appeal to my sentence, and he could use your help to keep going.
But for you, I’ll break it down to the simplest term and one you’ve heard before from DC Mayor Marion Barry, “The Bitch Set Me Up!”
I wish I were joking.
When your freedom is stolen, when your liberty to walk outside and see the sun is restricted, you have a lot of time on your hands to ponder how power works and how decent, funny, charismatic, and devilishly handsome men like me end up as pawns in a bigger game.
When all was said and done, a radical animal rights activist worked with PETA and then Senator Kamala Harris to sign and pass the Big Cat Public Safety Act a year after I was locked up.
The Bill was first introduced before I was even convicted and was specifically written to shut down my life's work and take away the big cats that I loved and cared for day and night.
But if you've seen the show, I can be a hell-raiser, and the Bill that Kamala Harris co-authored stalled in the 116th Congress.
Our last Vice President, Kamala Harris, may she rest in drunkenness, was one of 10 original co-sponsors of the Bill that ended an era of freedom in America.
Working hand-in-hand with Carole Baskin, Kamala pushed the freedom-destroying Bill with the help of PETA lover Dianne Feinstein and Elizabeth "Pocahontas” Warren.
The Big Cat Public Safety Act ONLY passed after they locked my ass up.
Call it coincidence or the workings of some truly evil women, the result is the same . . . I have another 17 years to serve, and the stone-cold truth is, I'm gonna die in here without your help to get me out.
I’m accused and convicted of a crime that did not happen.
There were no victims aside from me, and the only culprits involved in the crime were an ugly woman in Florida and an undercover FBI agent posing as a hitman that I kept putting off because he was creepy, smelled like old chicken, and scared me more than a hungry lion with a bad case of mange.
With sincerity, please, give what you can to my attorney, John Pierce, so he can keep going and move forward with his appeal of my case and continue to investigate every avenue, recantation, and government manipulation that resulted in my being thrown away for what will be the rest of my life.
John represented dozens of January 6th Defendants recently pardoned by President Trump and fought like hell for them. He is doing the same for me, but his bills are piling up, and we need your help today.
If you can donate today, when we win, and I'm free, I will personally call you to express my gratitude. I'm looking forward to hearing your voice.
With My Greatest Sincerity,
Joe Exotic
The Tiger King
P.S. F*** Carole Baskin
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