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Fat, drunk and stupid *is* a way to go through life

Keith Conrad
Mar 12
 
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Being High on Drugs May Have Have Helped Attack Survivors

So basically, if you’re too doped up to know what’s going on, you won’t be as bothered by it. Fat, drunk and stupid *is* a way to go through life

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Working in Congress may sound like a glamorous job—policy debates, historic votes, and rubbing elbows with power players. But the reality is often far less glamorous, most of the time you’re taking calls from crazy constituents, or worse, people like Keith Conrad

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