Hi. I bet that’s not what you were expecting on a big red hat these days (But don’t you worry, I’m about as pro-Trump as they come!) My name’s Marlin Stutzman. I’m a 4th-generation farmer raising the finest Wagyu cows this side of the Mississippi. When I’m not herding cattle and hauling hay, I’m fighting the good fight in the People’s House. I ran for office because the Democrats AND even some Republicans have stabbed farmers like me in the back for as long as I can remember. Ask any farmer – they’ll show you the scars. I swear elites in DC think meat and produce *magically appear* at Whole Foods – not because farmers devote their blood, sweat, and tears to their trade. That’s how they can sleep at night knowing… - China is buying up our farmland
- Democrats taxed us into oblivion
- Liberals want to replace beef with fake meat made from God knows what
- Politicians get rich at our expense
- We’re left to pick up the scraps
My entire life is focused on bringing all that to a screeching halt. And the political class knows I can’t be bought off or bribed. That’s why they’re mobilizing the powers-at-be to silence me so they can keep the gravy train rolling. And holding the line here will be tougher than a $3 steak. That’s why I’m left with no choice but to ask you for a small donation today to keep me in Congress. I don’t care if it’s $3 or $300 – the amount doesn't matter nearly as much as the number of people who give. |
So, can I count on you to pitch in? Either way, God bless you! -Marlin |