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Citigroup Accidentally Transfers $81T to Client [ [link removed] ]
I didn’t know the “There has been a bank error in your favor” card in Monopoly was actually based on a legit thing
Gen Z is ‘task masking’ to look as busy as possible in the office. Experts warn they’re self-sabotaging [ [link removed] ]
I’m not sure this is a Gen Z thing. George Costanza knew 25 years ago that if you look angry when your boss walks by, they’ll think you’re busy
The Fallout from USAID’s Shutdown [ [link removed] ]
BELEAGUERED STAFFERS W/ KEITH CONRAD, LAURA FINCH & SEAN MAGERS
What happens when the federal government takes a sledgehammer approach to budget cuts rather than a scalpel?
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SCI-FI SHORT STORIES - NARRATED BY DARREN MARLAR & PRODUCED BY KEITH CONRAD
This week’s story is World Edge by Jack Egan. Trapped in a surreal world at the edge of reality, Harvey Crane must unravel the truth behind his existence before his mind—and the universe around him—collapses entirely.
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Also Worth A Look…
Oklahoma toddler calls 911 for help during doughnut ‘emergency’ [ [link removed] ] - Clearly someone needs to start a store that will provide people with emergency doughnuts. I mean, there’s already a store that delivers cookies to college students in the middle of the night
Female influencer spent $140k to look like a robot [ [link removed] ] - How did that end up costing $140k? Couldn’t you just wrap yourself in aluminum foil for about $12/roll? Geez, shop around
Woman, 18, Vandalizes Ex-Boyfriend’s Car With Yellow Paint (Or So She Thought) [ [link removed] ] - It turns out she had the wrong car. Maybe you shouldn’t do that at all, but if you put some thought into it and decide it’s absolutely a smart thing to do… double check the license plate
'Thou shalt not steal' painting stolen from church [ [link removed] ] - Someone needs to read the sign…
Theater Ceiling Falls on Couple [ [link removed] ] - So the show literally brought down the house. I’ll see myself out
Trump says he will posthumously pardon baseball legend Pete Rose [ [link removed] ] - But… he was never actually convicted of a crime. He’d still be banned by baseball
Cops: Man Dies After Checking on Booby-Trapped Home [ [link removed] ] - Kevin McCallister was unavailable for comment
Police round up loose iguana in Connecticut [ [link removed] ] - How is it iguanas are always falling out trees in Florida when the weather gets under 50 degrees, but somehow this guy was running around Connecticut in late February?
Dysentery cases rise in Portland metro area, health department reports [ [link removed] ] - Ironic that dysentery would be a problem in Oregon
Heart Transplant Girl Misses Father-Daughter Dance Until Hospital Came to the Rescue [ [link removed] ] - My America was always great
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