Santa’s Naughty List 🎅🏻
Joseph R. Biden: Americans are struggling to pay their bills thanks to Joe’s reckless spending. Santa can barely afford to keep his shop open in this economy. Joe even told Santa to switch to an expensive electric sleigh.
Merrick B. Garland: Santa isn’t the only one who keeps a list. But unlike Merrick Garland, Santa doesn’t think attending your child’s school board meeting should land you on the naughty list—or a terrorist watch list for that matter.
Christopher A. Wray: Despite his attempts to shield the Bidens and hide government corruption, Congress, like Santa, is going to find out who’s been naughty or nice.
Robert “Hunter” Biden: Where do we start? Whether it’s tax evasion, nepotism, or creating an offshore business empire off the back of your father’s political clout, Santa isn’t having it—and neither are we.
Santa, like all of us, wants a strong economy and an accountable government. It means he can make more gifts and deal with fewer naughty boys and girls.
While we count on Santa to deliver the coal, it’s up to us to help Republicans deliver our Commitment to America by continuing our investigations of the Biden Crime Family and fighting the Democrats’ inflationary agenda.
John, if you are behind our mission, please consider sending Team Fischbach a gift this Christmas so we can hold our naughty list residents accountable:
