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But, we must confess: it won’t work for everyone. |
There is simply not enough coffee in the world to wake up Crooked Joe from his deep mental slumber or to motivate him to finally care about the citizens of our country. |
But a patriot like you will certainly feel the immediate desire to save America and NEVER SURRENDER our country to the very dark forces who seek to destroy it. |
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